epitome of my encounters

so as you may know, I love meeting strangers.

this is literally my favorite thing to do.

so i feel shitty today for whatever reason- leave work early cause I got it like that- then to my bar around the corner to drink... till it closes....... and im still standing... thank you. thank you.

so i go to the bank to deposit what is left, and i see a chick's wallet. im like, dude. that sucks.

so i call 411 to get her number (they apparently don't do that these days for humans). that doesn't work. so i go to her address, and she is a fancy version of me.

we talk and talk... showing me pictures of the caribbean, (only because she is the chick on the mastercard credit card in a bathing suit in the caribbean) and telling me the names of all her plants... which are a lot (i only remember the twins, piccasso and medusa) and showed me her fiance's vaporizor, gives me european candy and the best hydro in the city, and the book that her man friend wrote (which i must say, drunk reading is worse than you think) also its a book about pattening ideas so that when someone does it first you can sue. thats what she told me it was about. generally. she didnt tell me what she consults, but she does it in the chrysler building. but pretty much we both left the day appreciating what is left of humanity. she and the man in the robe were nice. he gave me really nice chop sticks. but he wasnt asian. and i didnt accept. not cause he was'nt asian, but just becuase it was uneccessary.

then i met two romanians on the train that schooled me on vampires. and informed me that transylvania is in fact a real place. if anyone reads this before saterday night and want to meet a few vampires, they will be at la dolce vita in sunnyside. hey-o.

goodnight. im going to try this hydro now.

you see how bad my spelling is when i dont fix things? ps... the regulars at m&g's are the shit! go jerry and jerry. architects on a budget are the best!